Scarlett Johansson

If you didn’t already recognize her, its my sweetheart- Scarlett Johansson, Singing  .

Scarlett has always expressed her intentions to become a singer and she definitly proved it yesterday at the Coachella Festival in India, California. Scarlett teamed up with Jesus & Mary Chain to sing a duet. Scarlett is also rumored to be recording an album of Tom Waits covers.

Well for starters, she looks nowhere close to the flawless beauty who I love. The fact that her very important assets are all covered up, except of course the thunder not toned thighs, doesn’t help either.

I guess she should leave the singing to the other brats and concentrate on what she is good at – Let her assets talk for themselves as they do always

If Scarlett Johansson makes news, nothing can stop me from writing about it. There’s a twist though this time. This post makes fun of Scarl Jo 

CLick here for the Booty FALL video

She has landed on her very famous booty, trying to avoid pictures taken of her by the paparazzi, outside the the Saturday Night Live after party.

And here’s why I think Scarlett is going to win the Sexiest Actress poll the next time. ( of course putting aside the law of averages ) .

Need I say anything more? This snap speaks for itself.

Those racks have to be the best in the business. They ARE. With puppies like those,booty like that and beauty as hers , no Beils and no Albas can be any match to her. Well, you might think I am biased , but look deeper, you will realize what I mean

P.S Talking about racks check out Jewel on celebden homepage..

Scarlett Johansson finds it very strange that human beings need to be tied up to just one person for their entire life. She thinks it’s unnatural, for people to be monogamous.

She revealed that when in a relationship, she has to work hard to keep her mind off other guys. The 22-year old insisted that she does not feel that any person remains faithful to one partner. “I’ll get flack for saying this, but I do believe that human beings aren’t instinctively monogamous.”

I have no words to describe my feelings now. I will go and make mine and Sca jo’s marriage plans. Meet you later folks 

Jessica Biel has outsmarted Scarlett Johansson in the new Sexiest Women Poll. Biel comes first and Johansson second in the publication’s 100 Sexiest Women list.

The two were Justin Timberlake’s hot favorite. But recently after left Timberlake without anyone, the ladies were spotted shopping together in Paris. The two ladies have also beaten Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria and American Idol star Katharine McPhee.