Scarlett Johansson

Women have always been fond of cats and so is Ms.’Oh-so-perfect’. She had a pet cat called Trooper who she used to carry on the sets of her films and wherever she travelled.

She fondly says, “Trooper’s a kitten actually. I didn’t want to miss any part of his growing up. I figured by the time I got back from this shoot, two months later, he’d be a big fat monster. I might as well watch him turn into one!”

But carrying Trooper on set was more of a necessity for Scarlett, than merely her love for the cat, she reveals,

“Without his company, I’d have a nervous breakdown. We’re in the middle of nowhere. It’s so nice to come home and have this fluffy warm thing purring and rubbing our leg.”

Women can never change!

Scarlett Johansson has just turned 22 years old and already has an active celebrity life…which also includes hi-profile relationships and break ups too. She recently broke off with Josh Hartnett and is smoking her pain off with cigarettes. But what was her first fling ever like? When was it that she first fell in love?

She reveals, “Fourteen. I fell in love with him. You go through puberty and feel like there’s nobody in the world who’s ever going to understand you. Then you meet this other person and you’re connecting with them and exploring things you’ve never explored before. You never have that again. There’s a codependence in having a boyfriend at 14. [You feel like] “I’m gonna marry you and have your children!” It was a lovely relationship and we’re still friends, but I don’t ever want to feel that codependent again.”

Puppy love I see

Check this picture out folks and see how Scarlett Johansson is enjoying the boob massage she is getting by Isaac Mizrahi at the Golden Globes. What a floozy man! I’m glad Hartnett got rid of her!

Scarlett Johansson celebrated her 22nd Birthday on 22nd of November and enjoyed a huge Thanksgiving and Birthday feast.

She was quite excited apparently to have her birthday on Thanksgiving because she could gorge herself and not feel guilty.

She was quoted saying,

“It is a joy because you get a big fat feast and then cake and presents and everyone’s giving you attention.”

She also recollected her last birthday celebration as a rather ‘horrible’ experience.

“Me and my brother wanted to go to a strip club, so we went there. I had this very tall girl. She was quite manic and strange. So she’s kind of gyrating into me but she was so thin that her pelvic or hip bone, or some kind of bone, bruised me. It was horrible!”

What a weird idea to have checked a strip club out with your brother Scarlett…the woman needed to grow up…Thankfully she didnt repeat that mistake this year.

Josh Hartnett couldn’t put up with Scarlett Johansson’s f***ing ‘Im-the-best-attitude’ and he is better off without her. He is happily enjoyed a weekend in Sydney with a mystery brunette and reports say that he has finally called it quits with Johansson.

So what is Scarlett doing…well she is pained of course…and she is blowing it all off in smoke.

Well obviously she has a reason good enough to turn to cigarettes to take off the edge and rot in smoke…but her neighbors aren’t really amused!

When the neighbors met Johansson and asked her to ‘kindly’ ventilate her apartment when she’s lighting up for their convenience.

Scarlett defended herself asking her neighbors, “Don’t you read the newspaper? I am going through a difficult time right now.”

As if anybody was bothered. Her neighbors still explained to Scarlett that there wouldn’t be a problem if she’d just crack a window while smoking. Scarlett coldly and sarcastically replied,

“Sure, I’ll open the window, and that will fix everything,” then she slammed her door.

Full marks to Hartnett for brushing his a*s of Ms.’I'm-the-best’ and her f***ing attitude!

So Scarlett Johansson has a new favorite hobby to boast about to the actresses of her age group (read Lindsay Lohan and the likes). Apparently ‘Ms. Oh-so-Perfect’ loves to read classic literature but she fears people will dislike her for being too intellectual (this woman will never change).

Ms. Johansson has been lately boasting about what all books that she has finished reading, she says,

“This will make me sound intellectually annoying but I just finished ‘Crime and Punishment’. It’s very, very long…I’ve been reading a lot lately. ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ and ‘In Cold Blood’, by Truman Capote. I enjoyed that.”

I am surprised that she finds so much time to read classics. Oh I forgot…she isn’t Lindsay Lohan is she? Besides…there is not much for her to do on screen…you have seen her in ‘The Prestige’, probably she is never short of time on hand.

As they say…Grass always looks greener on the other side. The same is the case with Ms. ‘I’m the Best’ Scarlett Johansson… She’s on cloud nine after being conferred the title of ‘World Sexiest Woman Alive’ yet she envies Uma Thurman!

She said that she had been blown away by Thurman’s toned shape when she had seen the actress on the big screen for the first time. Yet she said she cant have a body like hers because she is not built that way!

She is a woman after all…even if she had been Cleopatra she would have envied someone like Pamela Anderson!

Looks like the woman has taken her ‘World Sexiest Woman Alive’ tag to her head in suc a way that it has turned her into a dim-wit blonde. She never misses a chance to let the world know that she is beautiful…okay Scarlett we already know you are pretty and sexy…then what?

The woman has too much pride in her body and boobs especially. Her upcoming Reebok collection is to fit a regular size person…and ‘regular size’ is measured by the standard set by Ms. Oh-so-Perfect!

If Scarlett thinks she is the only pretty looking actress in the industry then I think she should open up her eyes and look around…then she’ll know!
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Scarlett Johansson seems to be going the Pamela Anderson way….the woman seems to be obsessed with her boobs. She never misses a chance to flaunt them. She did that on the set of her movie “Match Point” and Rhys-Meyers had some good visual treat there.

Meyers said, “I remember Scarlett telling me not to look at her t*ts. And I was trying to be a gentleman and sort of asking for a glimpse. But I did sneak a peek. I couldn’t help it, they were in my face.”

And thats not all…when she was working on her movie ‘The Island’ she wanted to expose her boobs in the movie. She was left fuming after filmmaker Michael Bay demanded she wore a bra in a scene.

Michael revealed, “Scarlett said, ‘I’m not wearing this f***ing bra. I’m going naked.’ I said, ‘Scarlett, you can’t go naked, this film is PG13.’”

I hope she keeps a control on her (Bo)obsession or we dont want another Pamela Anderson in the industry!

Scarlett Johansson recently did some feminist President Bush bashing for his pro-life views on abortion.

Johansson recently accused the president in an interview of denying women their rights and forcing them to carry unwanted pregnancies to term. She said that women’s rights would be doomed if the law was left up to him.

“We’re supposed to be liberated in America but if our President had his way, we wouldn’t be educated about sex at all,” she said. “Every woman would have six children and we wouldn’t be able to have abortions.”

What do we say Scarlett…Half the nation has elected him the second time…so we better pay the price now…men and women alike